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Investment news for the new millennium -- Screw the bear, The Goat is Hungry

Now that the economic crash of the third millennium has finally arrived, the Apocalypse Goat is ready to roll on Wall Street in a whole new way. Remember...it is WAR, people, and there are two fronts.

In these uncertain times, it is nice to know that your money is working hard, and even nicer to know that it isn't being used to further the forces of evil as defined by our political leaders.

That's why we now have a convenient way for you to guarantee that your hard earned money will do all the good it possibly can. You can fund the Apocalypse Goat through e-gold. The money you give will go directly towards the economic revitalization of the United States by being invested in American companies, American workers, and America's recovery. This is a zero-overhead fund. That means that 100% of the money you donate will be used to help Americans and America. We have no full-time workers, we throw no gala balls. We don't even have an office. We've just got good people who want to help make America better, and need your money to do it.

If the high efficiency of our no-overhead fund isn't important to you, then we have a special 80% fund. Eighty percent of the money donated to this fund will be used to help the revitalization, with only twenty percent diverted away from aiding Americans. Compare this to organizations like the American Red Cross, and you'll see that our efficiency is exceptional!

e-gold Donations, transfer e-gold to account 384309

But perhaps you would prefer to donate your money to an organization that will give you something back, like a tax benefit? Then we recommend the EFF, as a Certified ApocalypseGoat Charity.

What is the Apocalypse Goat?

The Apocalypse Goat is the new symbol of all we are becoming. What you have become.

It is the beast nobody wants, but everyone works to keep alive. Alive, to be blamed for all the bad things that happen.

It is a biochemical machine that eats, because eating is necessary to what it is.

It is the ultimate omnivore . . . it will eat garbage, it will eat plastic or tin, grass or rats, oats, and even other goats -- it will eat anything, because eating is necessary for survival.

It is the true survivor. Not some made-for-TV survivor, but the any-way, every-day, come-what-may survivor that'll live whether you want it to or not, no matter how unpopular it may be.

Apocalypse Goat is meat for the new Millennium. It needs no refrigeration.

...and now, back to our famous bottom line:

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